OPEN LETTER TO Algore:

Dear Mr non-scientific Algore. Hows that Global Warming thing workin for ya? You putz!

Respectfully,

Matt

I know, I'm stupid and don't know anything about proper diplomatic procedures. Howsomeever, I still can't believe that the president of the USA, and therefore, the United States, actually bowed and I mean that sucker got real low, before the emperor of Japan. History used to be one of my favorite subjects. I love history. Somehow I thought that WE won the Second World War and the emperor of the aforementioned Japan, the defeated notion, was permitted by General of The Armies, Douglas MacArthur and President Harry S. Truman to remain as emperor only having to deny his "divinity. This was allegedly done in order to more easily gain the willing obedience of the again aforementioned defeated Japanese peoples. WTF, over? Just sayin....

So, Nancy Pelosi is now calling the health care public option the "Competitive Option". Good for her. But wait, if you put lip stick on a pig, is it not STILL Nancy in disguise? Just askin.....
When are we going to rid ourselves of these corrupt bloodsuckers of both parties and put some new blood, hopefully statesmen in their place? We need to wake up. It may already be too late.

Life is a booger, then ya die.

Dear Reverend Sharpton and Reverend Jesse Jackson:
1. STFU!
2. STFD!

Thank You.
Just sayin........

I'm sorry. Does Obama's winning the Nobel Peace prize mean that I can win the lottery without buying a ticket? Way cool!

Hey, The Bears won their Homecoming game tonight. Won? No, they destroyed their opponents. Live large. P.S. The Cheerleaders were wonderful!!!